Do you like humor? Do you like to read it? Is it better if it
Read More »Midnight Crappers
Holy chocolate! Who crapped in my bed? I mean it. I demand to know who crapped in my bed. I have no dogs living in my house. I have no cats living in my house. I have no young children ...
Read More »Happy New Year 2011
Are you ready for Christmas? There are only 360 shopping days left. I
Read More »The Rug Diaries
I used to have a dog. Now I have a rug. The dog was a cocker spaniel. The rug is a Royal Palace. Sam, the dog, had the reign of the house. The rug lies in the living room on ...
Read More »When Aliens Attack
If you knew you were under some sort of invasion or attack how would you react? Yeah, me too and it didn
Read More »No Guts, No Story
I guess most people would say there is a fine line between telling everything that happens to you for the sake of laughter and keeping a few secrets for the sake of well, whatever sake there may be. I
Read More »Booby Trapped
Do you have a body part that you consider to be too big or too small? Or one that gets in your way? Or one that makes you scream because you can
Read More »Watermelon Landing
This is something I wrote in 1996 about my Dad and an air strip landing that was quite frightening to everyone except him. In honor of his birthday, I have chosen to share it with you today. No, it
Read More »Blue Green Monsters
I didn
Read More »No More Missing Me
Is it possible to find a little piece of Heaven on earth with technology? Yeah, well I think so too. But I
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