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Wade Rouse – Not The Boy Next Door (but he could be)

Do you like humor? Do you like to read it? Is it better if it’s true? And well written? Do you know Wade Rouse? If you do? Great! If you don’t, where the hell have you been? If you know ...

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Midnight Crappers

Holy chocolate! Who crapped in my bed? I mean it. I demand to know who crapped in my bed. I have no dogs living in my house. I have no cats living in my house. I have no young children ...

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Happy New Year 2011

Are you ready for Christmas? There are only 360 shopping days left. I’m not ready for the Christmas that we just had. What are you doing for New Year? Nothing. Accomplishments in 20 10 – zero. Days in which accomplishments ...

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The Rug Diaries

I used to have a dog. Now I have a rug. The dog was a cocker spaniel. The rug is a Royal Palace. Sam, the dog, had the reign of the house. The rug lies in the living room on ...

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When Aliens Attack

If you knew you were under some sort of invasion or attack how would you react? Yeah, me too and it didn’t work. I am an over achiever when it comes to avoiding colds, the flu, the plague, lice, bed ...

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No Guts, No Story

I guess most people would say there is a fine line between telling everything that happens to you for the sake of laughter and keeping a few secrets for the sake of well, whatever sake there may be. I’m still ...

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Booby Trapped

Do you have a body part that you consider to be too big or too small? Or one that gets in your way? Or one that makes you scream because you can’t get clothes to fit because of it? Yeah, ...

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Watermelon Landing

This is something I wrote in 1996 about my Dad and an air strip landing that was quite frightening to everyone except him. In honor of his birthday, I have chosen to share it with you today. No, it’s not ...

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Blue Green Monsters

I didn’t order it. I don’t want it. It’s under some kind of contract that apparently can’t be broken and I can’t get them to take it away. My office is ½ of a duplex office. When we first moved ...

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No More Missing Me – I’m In Heaven

Is it possible to find a little piece of Heaven on earth with technology? Yeah, well I think so too. But I’m in heaven anyway, Given that I am a great writer of true and humorous stories, and given that ...

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