Life In The Land of Confusion

Do you swear? Or curse? How about cuss? Use foul language? How about in traffic when that dumb *!+&%@+# cuts you off? What about when your computer won

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If you lie it will come back to bite you in the ass. Even if you don

If you wake up and just know it

My friend Alex, who runs a small printing business, received this e-mail yesterday from one of his customers who has an outstanding balance on his account. From: office@drImInCharge [mailto:office@drImInCharge] Sent: Tuesday, January 11, 2011 9:48 PM To: Alex Duncan Subject: ...

Have you heard about the witches? The ones in Romania? The ones who orchestrated a group assembly yesterday to place curses on the government? For the first time in Romanian history the witches, warlocks, fortune tellers, astrologers, dragon tamers, Samantha ...

If you see something suspicious and are given the opportunity to do something about it, or report it to some authority, would you do it? Yeah, me too.

NEWS ALERT: When I drive my car I am normally in the driver

WTF? What happens when you go to write a blog and realize you don’t have MS Office on your computer? Exactly. I used to have it but my computer began making a microphone feedback noise that was killing the owls ...

Getting underwear for Christmas is on the same excitement scale of receiving any more than one delivery of zucchini in the summer from your gardening neighbor. Gardening neighbors can