Life In The Land of Confusion

I demand an answer! I have the right to know. Just what kind of Christmas Curmudgeon lives in the attics, basements and sheds of this world? What beast would take joy in ruining this special season before it even gets ...

I slept with Omar last night. Oh don

Today marks the change of seasons along the Gulf Coast . No, it

Geroge Carlin was famous for his “Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television.

Have you ever been stopped by the police and told you were driving too slow, even though you were driving the speed limit? Yeah, me too. It happened to my assistant while she was in Mobile, Alabama. I was in ...

Have you lost your inspiration? Your muse? Your compelling reason to do whatever it is you do? Well try doing it nekkid. You heard me. Nekkid. As in sans the clothes. I thought I would never struggle with writer

I wrote on the walls when I was a child. I got my butt whooped a lot when I was a child. I learned writing, drawing, marking, or defacing the walls in any way was a bad thing. Bad for ...

Ooops! I made a mistake. Not a big one. Well, okay. Call it a major miscalculation. Remember I recently glued my sunglasses to my face. Well there are inherent goods and bads when you have sunglasses glued to your face. ...

I glued my sunglasses to my face today. Oh, not on purpose. It just sort of happened. I seem to have a problem with sunglasses. It hasn

After 56 years I finally know the truth. My parents have been lying to me about my heritage. I am from the west coast of Africa, Ghana to be specific. By looking at me you might have doubts. Forget that ...