Remote Control Drivers

NEWS ALERT: When I drive my car I am normally in the driver

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A Christmas Reply (to my friend Dawn)

WTF? What happens when you go to write a blog and realize you don’t have MS Office on your computer? Exactly. I used to have it but my computer began making a microphone feedback noise that was killing the owls ...

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It Just Isn

Getting underwear for Christmas is on the same excitement scale of receiving any more than one delivery of zucchini in the summer from your gardening neighbor. Gardening neighbors can

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Christmas Curmudgeons

I demand an answer! I have the right to know. Just what kind of Christmas Curmudgeon lives in the attics, basements and sheds of this world? What beast would take joy in ruining this special season before it even gets ...

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Don

I slept with Omar last night. Oh don

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A Change of Seasons

Today marks the change of seasons along the Gulf Coast . No, it

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From Hello to Sex In Eight Words Or Less

Geroge Carlin was famous for his “Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television.

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Running With The Big Dogs

Have you ever been stopped by the police and told you were driving too slow, even though you were driving the speed limit? Yeah, me too. It happened to my assistant while she was in Mobile, Alabama. I was in ...

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Nekkid Inspiration

Have you lost your inspiration? Your muse? Your compelling reason to do whatever it is you do? Well try doing it nekkid. You heard me. Nekkid. As in sans the clothes. I thought I would never struggle with writer

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The Handwriting Is On The Wall

I wrote on the walls when I was a child. I got my butt whooped a lot when I was a child. I learned writing, drawing, marking, or defacing the walls in any way was a bad thing. Bad for ...

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